Alden Schaub is a Comedian, Trivia Host, Producer, and Fart Engineer living in Austin, Texas. Alden is a contributing writer to The Weekly Wiper. Producer of the Toxic Masculinity Comedy Show and the Midwest Maniacs. Recently featured in the Austin Roast battle at The Creek & Cave and Roast Battle League at the Comedy Mothership. Host of The Lucky Duck Comedy open mic, Austin's longest (in duration, 6 hours) open mic. Co-host of the Tag Writing Mic 4 at the Sunset Strip. When not performing or writing Alden can be found engaged in low cost activities such as recreational reading, making homemade hummus or collecting coins from the ground.